Merry Christmas and remember Santa Claus is an alien.

It is posted without edit. The author wrote a follow up email stating “I have not typed a story in 20 years since high school, and my grammar is bad, but I hope this helps. Sorry I got carried away. Just saying it how it was.”

You can feel the excitement in the writing. If to you, good spelling and grammar somehow ‘legitimize’ a person’s expression of their experience, then the wild world of the paranormal may not be for you.

From August 6 2011 from 12:50 PM – 1:00 AM

After a long night of working at the restaurant, I retired to by humble abode by the beach.

It was about 12:50 and I attempted to wake my significant other to talk about the day. To no avail she rolled over on the chaise lounge to continue her state of sleep.

I decided to open a tuborg gold beer and grab a cigarette to enjoy on my veranda. The looking up at the 4 old willows at 20 feet away, I noticed the calm in the flowing leaves. That’s when serenity was intruded apon.

The sound of several urban guests echoed through the trees breaking the silence. Kids I thought. About a minute later I was somewhat annoyed when they, so I thought lit of a roman candle.

Watching it through the tree tops, I noticed it was not dissipating or lowering from it’s height. Then it came into view. It was hard to pin point a color as it seemed to be somewhat organic. It could not be certain it was a circle.
The colors of red to orange

Seemed to move inside as plasma ball would making the side dark at time blending with dark sky.

Camera I think immediately, I run in looking at the long run up the stairs to the room. That’s to far it may go away I think noticing the iPhone on the table, I grab it. Running back out I notice it moving over the building I’m in out of site.

Running through my home to the front like a raging idiot I wake the lady from sleep. What are you doing ahe say with one eye open. I respond by continuing out the front door. I see it moving faster now maintaing a height of about 60 feet, it seems about 8 feet in diameter. I run back to the door and say come see a UFO. She promptly comes and seems a little confused just waking up.

“It is moving to the beach” I say” I’m going”. This would give a more clear view away from the outside light.
” no” she says it will abduct you.

This being the second viewing together in the 13 years together, this came to mind.

Running off, iPhone in hand, flip flops, I realize my 3G is useless at night. I charge across the main road to run down the road to the beach. I have constant clear view as I run along. It is dead ahead as it seems to move along te street.

I think to myself it must see me right now.. Lol. I continue to run getting close to the end of the road at the beach. It’s moving lower and faster. Now the object is about 200 yards infront of ne over the water, lowers slowly then disappears.

It was difficult to unwind that night as my mind felt violated with unanswered questions.

I added some paragraph breaks for formatting.

Dear Viewer,

Back here again with you and this “Indrid Nation.” I cant find the field for posting an actual story on this site, so I’ve resorted to posting my story in this comment area, any suggestions about that?

First I’d like to thank the employees of whalesinspace for posting my comments. I was looking at my and the other Kuld comments, to see if my comment was past the moderation process and I remembered that I had an alleged call from Indrid Kuld in my phone-mail.

A couple of months ago, like usual; I received a typical call from Indrid, but the call was left in my phone-mail. I kept the call saved, but its no longer there and I remembered to keep saving it to keep it in the mail-box. When I first listened to the recording; I saved it and thought about posting it on this site. Then, a couple of weeks later; I listened to it again and I saved it and when I went to check my messages again, all of my voice-mail had been deleted, not just the alleged Indrid message. A few days after that, the Indrid message was back in my voice-mail-box, as a saved message. So; I listened to it and it was more or less the exact same message, although it was hard to tell, because the Indrid-voice-mail was a series of repeating-electronic sounds.

So, today; I see my other comment was posted and I’ll post the Indrid recording, but I’m not sure if its still in my voice-mail. This Indrid-recording is electronic in nature. It sounds like about more than 7 tones that are repeated in a pattern, which in part sounds like a broken washing machine. However, the electronic-staccato-like pattern follows a definite rhythm, which is noticeable. Also, the call isnt accompanied with the usual return-caller information and function, which is on my phone. I tried to call-back the caller and view their calling-phone number, but neither of these phone functions worked. Furthermore, it is possible that someone with electronic gadgets left the voice-mail and I say that only because I used to have a hand-held electronic device, which I acquired as a result of the phenomenon, which produced a similar sound as the one described above. This device, which I had a long time ago, was quite strange. It was about the size of an ipod and it had just one speaker on it. It didnt have any identifiable words or markings on it, but it did have some sanyo batteries in it, when I found it. What the device did, is it produced an electronic staccato-sound, which only repeated its self, over and over again with the push of a button, which was the only button on the thing. The sound it produced, was comprised of perhaps three different tones, which had a hypnotic effect. When the sound-button on the device was released, the sound would stop and it would play again in the same pattern, when pressed down and the sound was the same pattern of sounds, over and over again, for as long as it was played. I took the device apart and found quite a few different electronic components inside, which was strange, because all it did was play only one repeating sound. I expected to find something small, in the way of components. It had a PCB, with a configuration of components that was sort of like a telephone. The device produced a sound which was definitely hypnotic in nature, which gave me a very strange sensation and even made me fantasize about things, which were sophismistic, when I played the sound it made and for a time afterwards; I was actually brain-washed by it, in that I believed the fantasies it caused me to mentally believe. It was a very strange experience and I dont know what happened to the device; I no longer have it.

One pertinent fact about this, is that Indrid Kuld and the like, have been reported by people who claim that these strange types of ‘people,’ alleged as Indrid’s, have been seen attemting to hypnotize people with electronic equipment, such as multi-colored lights and strobe-like lights. References to that can be found in John Keels book: The Mothman Profecies. Also; Id like to repeat the fact that the device, other than the batteries, didnt have any indentifiable words or markings on it, such as the country it was made, name of manufacturer or brand name, but, it did have some numbers printed on it, which were on a metal sticker on the back of the device, which was just one big long number that was about 175 digits long at about a size 12 character. I thought that was the strangest thing about it. Also, none of the internal electronic components had any names or markings on them.

Some people would say that I need to take some ‘medication,’ or stop imagining things. This phenomena is real and the Indrids in question can pay a visit to me any time they want in what ever way they may. There isnt anything I can do to change that. Also; my so-called contact with this phenomena is an indelible feature of my life. Its been on going for more than a decade and what; Im just supposed to forget about 10-some years of my life, so other people can feel comfortable, in their weakness? Personally; I think its funny and the adrenaline rush that Indrid gives me, is well worth, its a drug of intense indescribable fear and I enjoy it. When a day goes by wherein Indrid and the similar phenomenon isnt very active, at those times; I feel like Im not making enough progress with what Im doing. Not always, but when an Indrid comes around, they sometimes effect me in such a way, with an imposed-feeling from them, which feels utterly indescribable, that makes ones hair stand on end along with the hair on your arms, that feels like an electric current of electrified water, running through my veins… Very intense.

For further review and information, feel free to contact me at the listed email, if you are 18 years of age or older.
penumbrason@mail.com

SPOILER ALERT
While the trailer seems to be mostly showing off ‘Jake’ the dogs amazing acting skills, the true nature of the Desert Bigfoot is revealed at the end of this clip, so if you planned to sit down and spend 55 minutes of your life soaking up the glory of the excellent piece of Christian Sasquatchploitation, be warned.

Whales in Space has already explored the Christian – Bigfoot connection, so having some cinema to go along with some of the odd ball comments from Jesus is… reassuring?

On June 28th 2011, we received a comment from someone claiming to be Mel Waters. The email address that was left was returned when I tried to email it, so Mel, if you read this, please contact us with a good email address. If you use the Contact form or call the paranormal hotline at (571) 24WEIRD, we won’t publish your information.

Mel’s comment below.

Hello to all of you. This is Mel. I’m sorry I’ve been inconspicuous for so long, but you see, I had to put my life back together after my experiences with the hole. I returned to Australia to renew my efforts with my wombat refuge after finally receiving a large settlement from the BLM. I have not spoken of the hole or its properties since my last conversation with Art on Coast to Coast, as part my agreement with the U.S. Government. I can however, discuss generally, the second hole I discovered in Nevada while living among the Basque people there. I can assure you all that everything I told Art and his listeners regarding THAT hole was true. Out of respect for the local culture though, I cannot reveal its location without their consent and they do not wish it to be so. The elders there see the hole as a sacred place and would not want it compromised by outsiders and media. I can say that my experiences there changed my life and I don’t regret any of them. I hope that some day I will be able to reveal everything in a way that will allow the public to know the truth, but I am not in a position to do that at present. I will say that I believe the truth will be known one day, but I can’t say how. I could prove my story but the risk to myself is too great, and I’ve learned from my experiences that when I get an offer, its best to take the money and run. I hope you all understand and maybe you’ll hear from me again, sooner or later…

- Mel

Other weird calls to Keel during this time were credit to Indrid Cold, sometime thought to be a Grinning Man, sometimes an alien, often telepathic, always creepy.

I received an odd call in July of 2010.

While it could have been most anything, I posted and several very interesting comments followed, included a new one posted below in full.

Originally left as a comment

Dear Madam: Sir,

Concerning my last Indrid posting; I made the mistake of not mentioning who my Indrid-information is for, which resulted in uninterested parties who contacted me, which is OK, but not very interesting. I do have information concerning Indrid Kuld, for certain viewers who have a legitimate reason to know it. If you are someone who has had experience with dealing with the likes of Indrid, then feel free to contact me. If not, then I cant help you with that. As well; Im posting this here and not in an Indrid Kuld forum or Indrid support group, because I dont need to be told what a Kuld is and so on and Im not trying to be rude; Im just trying to fit my information about it, to the people who could actually use it…

Indrid and the likes are a very destructive force. So, this isnt about the betterment of man, not to them. People, who develop a fascination for such a thing, tend to fail to realize that… That, they’re here to help us and all that other crap. On the same token, there are such creatures in existence, similarily situated, who can and do help us, but, the nation of the Indrid’s aint them. So, in this manner, the Indrid-Kuld, so-called saviors, Gods and messengers are the ones grand-standing with what they’re doing, for the fact that they out number the other ‘types,’ who could care. For that reason, their so-called messages of profecy and what not, have filtered down to the human and quite naturally they believe that what the alleged ‘angels,’ have to say is the only alternative reality available to them. Not true. The ‘nation of Indrid,’ is a very negative enterprise. For whatever reason they have, they decided to be the ones to come here and predict horrible disasters. In that same light, one would assume that they are the ones causing the disasters, which they predict and essentially thats true. Imagine ‘them,’ telling you what your future is or imagine them telling you when you are going to die or what the fate of the earth is, after they have proven to you that they are never wrong about their predictions and on top of that imagine that all of their predictions revolve around death and destruction… Thats what they do. Furthermore, the deaths and or disasters they predict are unchangeable, in that the predicted destruction cant be stopped. Its true that some things could be changeable in some cases, but thats far from the point, which is, they aint really trying to help anyone and yes, they dont help me either. They’re loaded with predictions, funky sayings that they wake you up with at 3:00 am, phone calls that are loaded with obscure information yet its still intelligeable and so on. They’re useless. The only thing I can do with their predictions, is make my plans as such to avoid any disasters I may need to, which may effect me and typically they predict grandiosities and large scale stuff that one or even 100 people couldnt do anything to change. They grand-stand with their homicidal predictions and what, expect the people who they predict to, to show everyone else what is going to happen, because they’re supposed to feel guilty if they dont? Yeah right. My argument to that, is if the Indrid needs to tell people about the catastrophies they cause, then they need to tell it to the so-called ‘non-believers,’ their self. So, in those respects, the Indrids in question have always limited their manipulations to a minority of people and that should show the maliciousness of the phenomena. It aint no God-Damn mental illness either, although, the phenomena does behave like a social disease, in that the Indrids tend to spread their nonsense to the people who know the so-called contactee and that theme is present in most all the other phenomena of similarity, which reminded me when posting this to tell the viewer that if they dont have any experience with the Indrids, then please dont contact me per an informant need.

The name Indrid Kuld, is a strange one. Like all names, it denotes a personality and a personalism, which is exactly what Indrid is not. The Indrids in question are essentially intelligences that are totally impersonal, heartless and cold blooded. If you think a serial killer is bad, they dont even compare. I could easily say, that if there is such a thing as the devil and demons, that they’re all more or less a bunch of Indrids…. …same difference. The name Indrid Kuld, seams like perhaps a Russian or German name, or maybe Slovic. I dont know. One would ask me why Indrid hasnt killed me… …cant answer that either. What I can say, is that Indrid, like all others of the same variety, expect the so-called ‘contactee,’ to sell out to them. In my case, Indrid has invested quite a bit of informational gems, which is strange, because I never told said Indrid that I want what he ‘it,’ has to offer and theres more to it than just predictions. So, in this manner, what that amounts to is me pilfering and stealing his secrets and he doing the same to me. One of those secrets being that the general person would assume that an Indrid Kuld is male and thats not the case. Most of these creatures are female. In their case, they can appear to the person as anything they want but most of them have been engendered with female attributes. In fact, when they communicate with what you could call one of their victims, often times they even use a female voice, human-like of coarse. What they want, is to be like a human being in terms of experiencing what a human experiences in this world. We know about them in a subliminal way and they know about us in a deliberate, serreptitios, yet intentional way. One of the interesting things about the Indrid Kuld story, is that Indrid is deduced as someone who can pass for a human being and is neither considered to be an alien, angel or demon. However, what Indrid is, is basically an extraterrestrial, which comes from another world, simply by intending to do so or just by thinking about it, theres no space-ship involved. Our world to Indrid, is like a movie screen and he is like a character in a movie which is being projected on to this world from his. Its sort of like that. So, they arent all that real on the one hand, but are very real on the other. I hope you enjoyed this reading and I hope it sheds some light on the issue.

We previously had a posted title ‘Jesus Confirms Bigfoot’s Hybrid Origin from July of 2010, where the posted claimed to have knowledge of the origins of bigfoot.

Well, now we have more information.

Several thousand years ago there were thousands of slaves that ran off around the world and started their own countries. When these slaves ran off there was a large group of men and boys that took off and ended up in Africa. Some of them were giants as tall as 9 ft. or even taller. The giant named Goliath that David killed with his slingshot was 9 ft. tall. Some of these men and boys went exploring to Borneo and used ropes to catch female orangutans and took them to South America. They had sex with them and eventually created the Indians. The men and boys that stayed in Africa used ropes to catch female gorillas and had sex with them and eventually created the Africans. When scientists found the bones in Africa they thought we evolved naturally from a female chimpanzee. But it wasn’t a natural evolution it was a man made evolution. That’s where all the Bigfoot and Orangutan creatures come from. They are half man and half gorilla and half man and half orangutan. They use to call the Indians the red man. The orangutan has reddish hair. When those men bred out the hair the Indian’s skin remained red. The gorilla has black hair and skin. When those men bred out the hair the African’s skin remained black. Some of the Indians and Africans are tall and some of the Bigfoot and Orangutan creatures are tall. They are tall because some of the men that created them were tall. Some scientists believe that we evolved naturally from a female chimpanzee. Have you ever seen an 8 ft. tall chimpanzee? I haven’t either. Bigfoot migrated up through Africa and came into the United States at the top of Africa when they were connected by land. The Orangutan creatures migrated up through Central America and came into the United States like the Indians did later on. These creatures were able to migrate around the world because some of the land was connected at the time. The first Europeans that saw the Africans said that some of the African women had genitalia that resembled that of a gorilla. If you look at the nose of an African and Indian you will notice that it is wide and flat like the gorilla’s and orangutan’s nose. The North American Science Institute said that the creature in the Patterson-Gimlin film had both human and gorilla features. That’s because it is a human-gorilla hybrid. In the 1920′s some scientists in Orange Florida created a human-primate hybrid. One of the aging scientists told a student that they did create a human-primate hybrid. After a few days they destroyed it. The creature that Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin filmed in 1967 was half man and half gorilla. Believe it or not, man created his own evolution. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBcxquJ1J6w&
feature=fvwrel
1900 – 1.6 Billion People,
2011 – 6.9 Billion People,
111 years – 5.3 Billion People,
Solution to problem – Stop Creating Babies,
The life you save just might be the one you don’t create.

Jesus is no longer using his AOL address as he did last year, but has switched to Verizon ( jesus_c@verizon.net ).

Located at coordinates 71 49’19.73″N 29 33’06.53″W, the object is estimated to be 700ft long by 150ft wide and possibly have red and blue striping.

The creature described is somewhat similar to other document cases of Batsquatch.

Full account as given by Stan Gordon